School Jokes

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?'
 and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!"
 Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
 Father: "What's the fucking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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